Total Medals Earned: 847 (From 157 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,040 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (50/135 points)
Beat the game.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Let out all your aggression.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (50/150 points)
Survive 40 rounds.
Do it without turrets.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (200/300 points)
Upgraded to the 5th level
Upgraded to the 15 level
Maximal jetpack upgrade
Upgraded to the 10th level
Kill the boss
Full shields upgrade
Full manna upgrade
Medals Earned: 4/9 (50/190 points)
Complete Mew York
Complete Detrout
Complete El Pawso
Complete Los Angelhiss
Complete Mew York on Expert
Complete Detrout on Expert
Complete El Pawso on Expert
Complete Los Angelhiss on Expert
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/26 (20/500 points)
Completed the tutorial.
Completed Mission 1.
Completed Mission 2
Completed Mission 3
S rank Mission 1.
S rank Mission 2.
S rank Mission 3.
Completed Mission 4.
S rank Mission 4.
Completed Mission 5
S rank Mission 5.
Completed Mission 6
S rank Mission 6.
Completed Mission 7.
S rank Mission 7.
Completed Mission 8
S rank Mission 8.
Completed Mission 9.
S rank Mission 9.
Completed Mission 10
S rank Mission 10.
Finish the first part of the last mission without taking damage.
S rank the final mission.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/190 points)
Play the game (Thanks for the free medal)
Talk with Sly
Get one Gacha Doll
Get 10 Gacha Dolls
Get all Gacha Dolls!
Finish the game!!
Medals Earned: 11/13 (55/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times
Medals Earned: 5/21 (30/295 points)
Played the game for the first time
Change your skin
Clubbed several seals
Win a match of Madness Roulete
Lost a match of Madness Roulette
Purchase a prize from the counter
Win an offline game of Air Hockey
Win an online game of Air Hockey
Kill 100 people. That's a war crime, probably.
Clear 20 floors
You're gonna go far, kid. 5km or more
Die spectacularly in Turtle Toss
Kill 50 Feds in Fly High Hominid
Survive for 3 minutes
Reach a score of at least 50k in the NG30th Table
Beat the Soviet Missile Mastar Minigame in the NG30th Pinball Table
Get a total score of 20
Get a total score of 50
Get a total score of 100
Medals Earned: 8/8 (500/500 points)
Complete 20 levels
Complete 10 levels
Complete the game